Some things Jacob has said recently

During a prayer: "Please help us take care of the garden and ride our bikes along the outside and not in the middles where it will hurt the plants"

After I told him to clean up his toys so we could have Family Home Evening: "Mom, you're a bossy boiler" (That is some Thomas the train terminology). Jeff was laughing so hard that it totally undermined my authority. I had to explain to Jacob that some times things can be rude and funny but they are still not allowed in our house.

Last but not least: "But I like cheating!"